Run Children!

So as i'm sure you're aware, this situation has been remedied. After speakin' with Zoop on the matter, we came to the conclusion that this would be used as another arrow in the proverbial quiver of the Middle American Rapperphobics. After the information was initially released, we decided the newscast in Scottsbluff, Nebraska probably went somethin' like this:

[Anchor Chad]: And for the lead story this evening, we turn to Sue-Ann. Sue?

[Anchor Sue-Ann]: Yes Chad, from information we're currently receiving, it appears that black people cause seizures. Don't let your children leave the house, and after the break we'll let you know what to do if you find a "dookie" rope-chain under your child's' bed.

*Uproarious Laughter* Except, its probably true. (And thus becoming the exception that proves the rule "It's funny 'cuz it's true".)

Last Day of the Fourth Month.

so today is an eventful day in history, many significant and not-so-significant things occurred on this day.

For example: george washington was inaugurated on this day in 1789, and the louisiana purchase was made in 1803; also Saigon fell to Communist forces, effectively ending the Vietnam War.

On the not-so-significant side: tennis player Monica Seles was stabbed while resting courtside during a match at Hamburg, Germany. And the New York World Fair opened.

And then on the 'Significant-but-generally-regargded-as-not-the-best-course-of-action' side: Richard 'tricky dick' Nixon announced the U.S. was sending troops into Cambodia. and hitler killed himself.

and this conversation occurred with my sister:

if i got a nickle every time she said that, i would never have to eat mcdonalds again (which causes CAIDS, i hear.)

Questions, Comments, Complaints, or Concerns, Please Phone: 281-330-8004 and ask for Mike.

The Roots: Rising Up [Video]

Yeah, I know it's late, but I didn't have a blog when it dropped. That situation has been rectified, and now you can get your Legendary Roots Crew fix.

Lead US single off of their freshly dropped opus (4/29) Rising Down.Go out and cop that, support good music. Featuring Wale Ovechkin and Chrisette Michelle.

Allow Me To Re-Introduce Myself

My name is HovJeremiah Wright. And I scare White People.

Obama's former pastor reloadin' like Carlito. This clip features his words on the manufactured controversy surrounding his previous statements, as well as the media's reaction.

And just so we're clear, i'm ridin' with the kid here. If you don't feel that America's foreign policy over the past 20 years has been responsible for 9/11, the U.S.S. Cole Bombing, etc., let me know what's really hood, and we'll chop it up.

Oh, and I would inject here that we should boycott the mass media, but nobody from my generation watches the news anyway. Problem solved.

Manifesto

What Follows is a Manifesto stating the rules, guidelines, and suggested behaviors that should be followed by you, the reader:

• Comments and general interactions are appreciated. The purpose of this blog is to open the lines of communication and generate discussion amongst people with seemingly disparate interests/views. Agree/disagree, its whatever. Just drop a line.

With that being said, heed the following:

• No filler comments; strictly valid input.
• Keep the swagger jackin' to a minimum. Cite your sources.


• Be prepared to support your position/argument/etc. You can have any view out there, just be prepared to explain it when it gets smashed on.


• Aces and deuces are NOT wild.


• No racial slurs of any kind. If you don't like people from Micronesia, drop a gem on why, don't just hate indiscriminately (Shout out to Micronesia).


• Larry's not white. Larry's clear.


• No but seriously, please drop a line. We all inhabit the Multiverse. Vex and I just happened to create it. So we're kind of a big deal. And by "a big deal" we mean "probably-less-noteworthy-than-you."


• If you would consider yourself "super-crab fragilistic", the Surgeon General warns this site may be hazardous to your health.
• You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. But you can't pick your friends, roll em up into a ball, and stick them under your seat.
• An old drunk once counseled me to "Forsake the foolish, and live; and go in the way of understanding." However he then proceeded to chase an invisible bird named Tobias, that had unknowingly violated the man's airspace within his "forcefield". I then promptly disregarded his proverb.

Introducing

The Honorary Argentinian of the Week. If its dope, fly, fresh, cold, smooth or crisp-- it's probably Argentinian in origin. Go ahead, try it out. Einstein? Born in Argentina. General Tsao's Chicken? Invented in Argentina. The original "Terminator"? Based on the exploits of an Argentinian paper boy. I assume the congruency between "all the things good" and Argentina is quite evident at this point.

Points will be awarded in the following categories: Facial Hair, Revolution, Points In The Clutch and Miscellaneous. Okay, mostly Miscellaneous. Oh, and ACTUAL Argentinians are ineligible for nomination. Rather, this award is in their honor.

Above, we have two God's of the Argentines, Manu Ginobili and Che Guevara. Breathe in the greatness.

One Time 4 Your Mind [One Time]

Behold, M-Theory: "A proposed 'master theory' that unifies the five superstring theories".

For all you smart dumb cats out there it goes as follows: M Theory proposes that our universe is a result of the collision between two (or more) other universes, and that all universes reside in the "Multiverse".

Thus, we claim this conspicuous corner of the net to be the Multiverse. Where universes collide. From the mundane to the metaphysical, we break it down like cooked crack (Oops, thats a negative comparison, embarassin). It has begun.