Run Children!

So as i'm sure you're aware, this situation has been remedied. After speakin' with Zoop on the matter, we came to the conclusion that this would be used as another arrow in the proverbial quiver of the Middle American Rapperphobics. After the information was initially released, we decided the newscast in Scottsbluff, Nebraska probably went somethin' like this:

[Anchor Chad]: And for the lead story this evening, we turn to Sue-Ann. Sue?

[Anchor Sue-Ann]: Yes Chad, from information we're currently receiving, it appears that black people cause seizures. Don't let your children leave the house, and after the break we'll let you know what to do if you find a "dookie" rope-chain under your child's' bed.

*Uproarious Laughter* Except, its probably true. (And thus becoming the exception that proves the rule "It's funny 'cuz it's true".)