Jobs Tears: tall cereal grass cultivated in Asia and Africa. Its called Jobs tears because it resembles the look of a tear when picked...or at least thats what they want you to think...
^ Grape nuts are Overrated. Every old head you know eats grape nuts.
Favourite Underrated Grain: Steel cut oatmeal. Real gangsters only mess with breakfast products with a metal in their name.
Other G'd up favouites include "Copper Crunch" and "Sugar Shrapnel".
Favourite Overrated Grain: Wood. Why does everybody gotta complement on how nice the wood grain is on your table? I think a more worthy attribute for complementation (Websters 2011 here we come!) would be whether or not it supports the weight the food placed upon said table.
Jobs Tears: tall cereal grass cultivated in Asia and Africa. Its called Jobs tears because it resembles the look of a tear when picked...or at least thats what they want you to think...
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ReplyDeleteGrape nuts are Overrated. Every old head you know eats grape nuts.
Favourite Underrated Grain: Steel cut oatmeal. Real gangsters only mess with breakfast products with a metal in their name.
Other G'd up favouites include "Copper Crunch" and "Sugar Shrapnel".
Favourite Overrated Grain: Wood. Why does everybody gotta complement on how nice the wood grain is on your table? I think a more worthy attribute for complementation (Websters 2011 here we come!) would be whether or not it supports the weight the food placed upon said table.