M-Theory

15.2.09

LOL


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14.2.09

See You In My Nightmares

This darkly entrancing pictorial deserves its own post. I feel like Wayne's tryna sneak up on M.I.A. and eat her fetus. [Sidebar:] Just writing that sentence made me feel 太 uncomfortable 了. [Insidebar:]The structure "太adjective了"(pronounced tai adjective le) in Chinese means "EXTREMELY adjective" [Close Insidebar] [Close Sidebar] Except he doesn't realize PEOPLE CAN SEE HIM. Or maybe he does. (Not sure which idea is more disturbing.)

I wonder if Wayne is really one of those monkeys (No Kipling) from the movie Princess Mononoke, who believe if you eat a human you can gain their strength and power. In which case if he ate a fetus, which we can all agree is a super condensed version of a human, it would be extra potent and grant him powers comparable to that of a medieval wizard. That's just logic.

(Uncomfortable yet?)

Best caption for this picture wins... my admiration. Which coincidentally enough is used as currency in Zimbabwe.